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There was once a dark cloud covering a small suburban city called chichester. Then one day, as if by magic, the cloud was parted and the city was cleansed of it's filth. And there, in a pillar of light stood Saint Mark, shining in all his radiant awesomeness. It was then that he realized where he was and said "Oh sheeit!!" and left forever. 15 seconds later, the cloud returned, darker than before, the drug smoke and vileness in the air furious at being pushed aside. Saint Mark packed up shop and moved to Dover DE, where he rules with an Iron Fist. Later, he met Maria, and they made with the whoopie, and eventually led way to the female spawn of Saint Mark, the awesome-lette Lily. And there was much defication. Saint Mark can often be seen travelling with his holy rabble: Saint Paul; Reverend Marcus; Louis P. Folnswalther the 3rd, Archduke of Ferdinand and Deligate to the House Falaffle; Maria the Sexy; Lily the tiny but freakin' awesome; Jason, the Ticklish assassin; the Ogre Twins, Jeremy and Jason, and occasionally Harpo, the missing member of the band N*sync. Also, Saint Mark now travels with Squidward of Clan Eyebrow.

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